THINGS THE
NARUTO CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER SAY:
Asuma:
"I love you
Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
"I quit smoking a month ago."
"Don't smoke; it is not good for your health."
Choji:
"No thanks
Shino. I'm not hungry." (Why would he even go out to eat with
Shino?)
"I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
"
Oooooh no! Not another bite."
"I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
"Does this outfit make me look fat?"
"There's too much fat in these chips."
"I told you to bring me diet coke.
"Here, you can have the rest."
Deidara:
"I should put my clay figures in a museum."
"Why is there a mouth on my hand?" (Would he be stupid enough not to notice?)
Gai:
"That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."
"Lee, your sense of fashion is horrible."
"
Kakashi, you are better than me..."
Gaara:
"I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
"
Temari and
Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
"Hold on! There is sand in my eye."
"Who needs a hug?"
"
Ok Shukaku, its bedtime now!"
"I should have got my tattoo on my back."
Haku:
"I hate you
Zabuza... shove it."
"Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Hidan:
"
Ahhh!! I think I broke a nail."
"I don't feel like praying today."
"Actually, I'm atheist."
"All this blood is making me queasy."
"Watch your language
Itachi."
Hinata:
"I love you
Neji."
"
Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"
Ino:
"Who cares about looks."
"
Eww... I hate purple."
"Don't
cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Itachi:
"I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
"Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
"I want my mommy..."
"I miss my family."
"Hey
Kisame, do you think pink nails would match me better?"
"
Sasuke, no hug for your own brother?" (the only thing he would be getting from
Sasuke would be THE DEATH GLARE OF DOOM or a
kunai shoved through his heart)
"What is this ring I'm wearing? I don't recall being married."
Jiraiya:
"Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
"Why are there so many girls here."
Kabuto:
"I never told
Orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl."
"Oh why did I never finish the Ninja Academy?"
"I think
Shizune likes me."
"I need to switch to collecting
Yu-
Gi-Oh cards."
"
Orochimaru, I need a day off."
Kakashi:
"I think I'm going to show up for training early today." (OH NO the world is coming to an end)
"Man, my partners died... Oh well better them than me."
"I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
"
Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
"
Naruto, you are so smart!"
"I'm done, done with Come Come Paradise."
Kankurou:
"Hey
Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
"Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
"To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."
"Oh my dollies look so pretty today."
"I like to wear make up."
Kiba:
"You're a bad dog,
Akamaru!!"
"I think I'm allergic to dogs."
"I want a cat."
"
AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? Brings
Akamaru outside with a shotgun"
Kisame:
"
Gaassp, I can't breath!"
"Hey guys, let's go to a fish buffet for dinner!"
"
OMG a shark! Run!"
Konohamaru:
"
Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for
Sasuke!"
Kakuzu:
"You guys are so obsessed with money! Don't you fight for anything else?"
"I don´t like money."
"I love you
Hidan."
Naruto:
"Shut up,
Sakura I don't want to be
Hokage today."
"I don't like
ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
"I hate the color orange."
"I love you
Neji."
"Don't believe it!"
Neji:
"I love you more
Hinata."
"Time for a haircut."
"I think I'm going to hold back on using the
Byakugan for this fight."
"Hey guys, lets work together."
Orochimaru(He's so gay...):
"
Ok, let’s pretend I'm straight for one minute..." (
mehehehe)
"I have one more snake that you haven't seen,
Sasuke." (
EW, just fucking
EWWWW)
"I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."
"Does it seem like I have a lot of makeup on?"
Pein:
"Ouch!
Papercut!"
"
Hmm... this body doesn't go good with my robe."
"What is wrong with my eyes?"
Rock Lee:
"Hey
Gai-
Sensei! Can I enter a
ninjutsu contest?"
"
Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
"
Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
"
Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
"Sorry
Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."
"
Gai, I'm done with these spandex; it's really causing me to itch now."
"What should I wear today?"
"I'd rather learn the
Chidori."
"Should I get a perm?"
"I hate the word youth."
Sakura:
"Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near
Naruto."
"Damn
Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
"Damn
Sasuke get a hair cut."
"Maybe I should dye my hair
blonde."
"
OMG Ino and
Sasuke look so cute together."
Sasori:
"I heart you
Deidara."
"I think I will dedicate myself to
Taijutsu, it seems more fun."
"
Arrgh, I can't feel my body."
"
Arrgh, the poison is invading my blood."
Sasuke:
"I'm sorry
Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
"You know, I'll stop hunting
Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry
Sakura."
"
Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
"I'm not
emo." Breaks into song I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. Cuts wrists Don't know where it go... passes out
"
Kakashi, you have the same lens as
Itachi...weird!"
"I love you
Sakura/
Ino."
"That girl is
hawt."
"Do this outfit look strange."
"I look like a girl."
"
Aww a puppy."
Shikamaru:
"I'm
sooo hyper. Let’s run laps around
Kohana for an hour." (twitch)
"
Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
"Whats 1+1?" (
twitchtwitch)
"I really like the new alarm clock
Asuma got for me."
"I hate to look at the clouds."
"I hate my hairstyle."
"Lee let me borrow your spandex."
"
Dattebayo."
"Let´s go eat
ramen, believe it."
"I love
Hidan."
Shizune:
"
Tsunade-
sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"
"
Tsunade-
sama, I'm so bored! Let's go gambling."
Shino:
"Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
"
Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!
HAHAHAHAHA! (okay so he DO say that in one of the episodes but that was forced ')
I need some Raid. These bugs are really bugging me.
See a bug "
AAAHHH kill it,
KIILL IIITTTT!"
Temari:
"This damn fan is really starting to get heavy."
"
Hmm... maybe I should get an electric fan."
"This fan is so ugly, I want a new one."
"Will you do my makeup
Kankurou."
The Third
Hokage:
"This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."
"
Iruka, I want my
tapioka pudding now."
"
Orochimaru, you can destroy the village if you will let me go."
Tsunade:
"I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this
jutsu going."
"Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
"
Shizune, do you think I am flat-chested?"
"They call it HO-
kage for a reason!"
anyone ever noticed something funny about
Yagami Lights (Death Note) name?? No, Yes?? well the funny part is that if you spell his last name backwards it becomes
Imagay or, split up, I´m a gay... funny right??
XDif crazy is good... then i am PERFECT
be optimistic... everyone you hate will eventually die
(copy n pasted
frm a fan-
fic-
ist's profile,canceled
ALOT of the
Jiraya part...)
Xue yan.
PS:Garra rocks~~~~^____^
